I should tell you I am very impressed with the Mumbai Police for their proactive work at this year end. Today I saw a 2 cops catch a few guys popping a few drinks near 5 gardens at 8 in the evening. They were so swift in their action, one moment I see them riding around in a bike and the next moment chasing after the guys on foot waving their trademark sticks. A quick chat with the boozers and their beer bottles whisked away, they were let off as a sign of goodwill with a fine ofcourse.
Then as usual they moved onto the "deep-in-love" couples and their PDA, Oh yes!!! a lot of it
But all in all a job well done.....
and yeah,
HAPPY NEW YEAR FOLKS !!!!!
Hey there my dearest sexless foetus turned live darling kid, I am so happy that you finally gave me the opportunity to call myself a grandfather, of course that means I am old now because of you. Also I am unsure whether you are God's blessing or just your parents mistake. You don't know how an easy girl/guy, a few drinks and a cheap condom can change your life.
I know you will be your grandmother's darling, I'll tell her about you the moment I meet her(for the first time). You'll get to be my darling the day I get a cheque of more than a million bucks from you or you buy me a car something like that. By the way if you are a guy I can give you an excellent sex talk, I think my future wife gave this advice to your mom/dad (whoever is mine.......only one of them is, don't get too many ideas you dumbass) which resulted in your birth and I am praying that your parent (my child) took it seriously and you aren't born in any circumstance I don't like because frankly I'll have a tough time trusting my kid.
By the way whatever you're told about me, you should know I was a rockstar in my time. Oh yes my music and songs were quite popular( in my bathroom)and also if you want love advice I am the man you should you should come to, I have been with a lot of girls (its just that they wouldn't let me do anything more than sit near them, they don't know what they've missed) I think your grandmother was the only one who realized and well the rest is history.
No, I am not talking about the song from "A night at the roxbury", I am talking about the real thing called love. Being an engineer I believe in definitions (that's a lie) so can anyone define love. Some of the definitions I got are as follows:
1. One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. ( that is not love dumbass, that is DEATH)
2. Love is like war: Easy to begin but hard to end. ( pooh!! that is SLEEP, believe me I know)
3. In the final analysis, love is the only reflection of man's worth. ( oh God,why did I do engineering then?)
4. Love is what makes the world go round. ( so Galileo was wrong, no wonder the church burnt him, liar )
5. Love is that feeling you get when you meet 'Mr/Miss Right'. ( is that even a surname?? )
6. When love is not madness, it is not love. (Its time we release the people in the mental asylums)
So, the above mentioned definitions don't provide a clear picture about love. All my friends who are in love,perhaps you would have a better way of expressing it, I won't judge you( that's a lie again, Man!!! I m good at this)
One person said he is anti-love and he said," I am anti-love because there are COOLER WAYS TO CRY" ....
In the end, I m still at the same place where I began. Difficult question.
"Ekdum difficult question hain be.....saala engg jaisa hi hain....ghussne ko dil tarasta, ghussa toh dil tadapta hain aur jab kahatam hua toh fir gum aur khushi ka mixture"
Kids, I tell u, they are like the small birds who are just waiting to be free from the nest. I tell you with much experience (I am 22) yes, much experience that kids who have had a strict upbringing tend to break out loose the moment they get into college.
I have found that such kids would be the first to get into a relationship, to smoke pot etc etc... unlike kids whose parents are not that stuck up about their kids growing old and learning more about adulthood ( Oh you know the usual, porn, relationships, addictions, the sex talk blah blah...)
The restrictions on these things makes it hard for the kids to know and understand when their peers discuss these topics and it leads to them looking out for other sources for information.
Some of the sources include
- Internet
- Peers
- The friendly neighbourhood Spiderman
- Or Batman depending on the city
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